From the category archives:

things that indicate the end is nigh

Renee ZellweGRR

May 27, 2010

Renée Zellweger: she’s always squinting, am I right? For years now; just like every other person with working eyeballs (who, unlike some successful actresses with a penchant for unflatteringly harsh bob haircuts, occasionally allow them to rise to the surface of our skulls), I have been wishing that Renée Zellweger would open her eyes more. [...]

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Voice of Dis Scent

March 30, 2010

My office smells. Don’t worry, it isn’t of anything sinister. It smells like the fragrance I wear (the name of which I will not divulge for dignity-saving purposes. Some male celebrities just have nice fragrances, okay? Shut up). The reason my office smells like this is because of a small breakdown I had while trying [...]

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Crime and Pun-ishment

February 6, 2010

For the most part, I am an optimist. I like to see the world as a pleasant place, full of goodness and light. Unfortunately, there are people out there who don’t share my view. Furthermore, they are constantly angered – threatened, even – by my positivity, and seek every opportunity to destroy me. One of [...]

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Who is Chloé Treend?

January 23, 2010

In the 1957 novel Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand posed the question “Who is John Galt?” Today I pose a much more serious question: “Who is Chloé Treend?” It’s a question – possibly the first question in a series of many that could unwrap an entire conspiracy — that I stumbled across last night while watching [...]

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A.I. – Artificial Indignation

September 2, 2009

Recent news reports of “exploding” iPhones have got me a mite concerned. Because quite frankly, my iPhone is temperamental enough. I’m a firm believer in the idea that electronic gadgets have personalities of their own. How else would you explain my vindictive clock radio? I’m serious. As  I am not a still sleeper, every now and then, in the [...]

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