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things that are from my childhood

The Only Girl I Ever Loved: A Tale Of Concussion, Stupid Girls and Vampires* – Part 3

January 4, 2010

* But not THAT tale of concussion, stupid girls and vampires – this one predates that one by eight years. Also, it is real. The working title of this story was actually “Shut Up, Stephanie Meyer”. The Conclusion About a month after I became a teenage swinger for about fifteen seconds, Bella had braces put [...]

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The Only Girl I Ever Loved: A Tale Of Concussion, Stupid Girls, and Vampires* – Part 2

December 29, 2009

* But not THAT tale of concussion, stupid girls and vampires – this one predates that one by eight years. Also, it is real. This story was originally called “Shut Up, Stephanie Meyer”. Three Unexpected Twists In the weeks that followed, I kissed Bella a lot. As frequently as possible in as many places as possible. [...]

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The Only Girl I Ever Loved: A Tale of Concussion, Stupid Girls, and Vampires* – Part 1

December 24, 2009

* But not THAT tale of concussion, stupid girls and vampires – this one predates that one by eight years. Also, it is real. The working title of this story was actually “Shut Up, Stephanie Meyer”. The Beginning When I was fifteen, I was very much like Drew Barrymore. My voice was slightly grating, I [...]

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It’s Not a Cooma

December 17, 2009

As a young thing growing up in Queensland, I never had to explain anything Queenslanderish, because we were all Queenslanders. We all said the word “pool” with about three ‘o’s too many, we all referred to scho(ooo)ol bags as “ports” which we placed in “portracks” outside our classrooms, and none of us had any concept [...]

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Michael J Wolf

June 29, 2009

I was not always a popular child. Actually, I was not ever a popular child. I was a nerd, a teacher’s pet, and a brain. I was probably quite annoyingly precocious, I sucked at sport, and if all that social awkwardity (yes, I made this word up) were not enough; I also changed schools with [...]

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