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things that are a bit gay

Did She Just Melt My Popsicle?

June 19, 2010

I am never sure what to make of Katy Perry. One minute I think she’s just awful. The next minute? Cute as a button. One song I’ll hate, and one song I can’t help but bounce along to. Sometimes it’s actually the same song. She says stuff as a judge on American Idol and I [...]

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Not Enough Gays In The Week

May 17, 2010

This weekend saw not one, but two gay rights rallies being held in Melbourne. On the same day. One was for gay marriage rights; one appeared to be a generic rally against homophobia (which, really: It’s a good thing all homophobes are ignorant and stupid, otherwise they’d have the forethought to assemble when we’re all [...]

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The Man Who Cut Me

April 6, 2010

I miss Shane. You won’t know this, because I never spoke of him (even those closest to me weren’t really aware of his existence), but Shane was one of the most important people in my life. Our relationship was perfect. We never fought, we always had fun together, he knew exactly what I wanted and [...]

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Voice of Dis Scent

March 30, 2010

My office smells. Don’t worry, it isn’t of anything sinister. It smells like the fragrance I wear (the name of which I will not divulge for dignity-saving purposes. Some male celebrities just have nice fragrances, okay? Shut up). The reason my office smells like this is because of a small breakdown I had while trying [...]

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McErection

July 31, 2009

Twice now, I have been served my McDonalds drive-thru coffee by the most ridiculously attractive man I have ever seen in a poxy brown sun-visor. For a lot of people, this would be a good thing. A good perve is considered, by the greater population, to be wonderful. Women can laze away hours staring at [...]

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Testosterone/Testosteroff

July 18, 2009

I’m a simple man, with simple machinations: I am a total sucker for any guilt-based leverage, and I’m far too easily bought. That’s really all there is to me. So, last week, when The Stag discovered that I did not know how to change the oil in my car and, more importantly, had no desire to learn, he [...]

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Substitute

June 20, 2009

I recently became reacquainted with my laptop after an extended absence. It stopped working in February, but due to my serious condition (known as laziness) I didn’t send it off to the laptop doctor until late March, and it was only on Friday that it was finally returned to me. I was so relieved to [...]

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things that are a bit gay

Did She Just Melt My Popsicle?

Not Enough Gays In The Week

The Man Who Cut Me

Voice of Dis Scent

McErection

Testosterone/Testosteroff

Substitute

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