From the monthly archives:

July 2010

Whatsicle?

July 23, 2010

Traffic here at this blog has gone through the roof recently. Is it because I write a steady stream of hilarious-and-simultaneously-thought-provoking posts? A brand of unique comedy hitherto unseen on the internet? Is it because jasperschultz.com is a veritable cornucopia of entertainment? No, no it isn’t. It’s because you are all dying to know what the hell [...]

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Ctrl Alternative Del

July 21, 2010

Remember when Tori Amos bucked the trend of female musicians in the early 90s by playing vaguely abstract songs on her piano instead of tit-reliant dancepop? That was awesome. Whimsical and awesome. She burst onto the alternative scene and captured the hearts of a lot of disenfranchised people. Remember when Tori Amos started gussying herself up [...]

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I’ll Speak To Your Supervisor

July 12, 2010

You know what, people? Calm down. Just take a deep, soothing breath and caaaaaaaalm down. If everyone keeps tottering about the place as tightly wound as they are right now, we’re all going to do ourselves a damage. Every day we are forced to face unnecessary rudeness from people. And we, in turn, are unnecessarily [...]

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It’s Not Easy

July 6, 2010

This morning I decided I would walk to work, under the heading “cursory health conscious behaviour”. Normally I couldn’t give rat’s date about exercise, and simply maintain my ability to wear all my current clothes by (occasionally) regulating what I eat. However, working in Fitzroy puts me in close proximity to a dazzling array of food outlets; [...]

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The Power of Context

July 2, 2010

I rarely try to get educational in this blog because…well firstly,  yawn, but also to be honest, I’ve never had anything to teach before. But I do now. I want to teach you about context. Specifically, I want to show you how even the slightest shift in context can cause massive follow on effects to the [...]

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I’ll Have an R for Rejected

July 1, 2010

What kind of a horrible world do we live in where being a carry-over champion on Wheel of Fortune means nothing? That’s the reality I have to face as I start to accept the fact that I may never hear from the producers of the new SBS game show, Letters and Numbers, for which I auditioned almost [...]

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