From the monthly archives:

March 2010

Livin’ On a Prayer (As Opposed To In a House)

March 31, 2010

One of my first major tasks now that I live in Melbourne is to actually find somewhere to live in Melbourne. Now, I have only looked at once place so far, but because I am prone to extreme impatience I am already convinced that this is an insurmountable task and that I will die a [...]

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Voice of Dis Scent

March 30, 2010

My office smells. Don’t worry, it isn’t of anything sinister. It smells like the fragrance I wear (the name of which I will not divulge for dignity-saving purposes. Some male celebrities just have nice fragrances, okay? Shut up). The reason my office smells like this is because of a small breakdown I had while trying [...]

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These Boots Are Made For Potentially Serious Injuries

March 25, 2010

I recently took up what can only be described as one of the most impractical activities known to man. This is what I do: I wear heavy boots with long, stainless steel blades running along the bottom of them. I then attempt to remain upright on these beknifed boots while skittering across a body of water that is being [...]

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