Comments on: Crime and Pun-ishment http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/ I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and I'm all out of...wait Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:08:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Steve Wright http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-150 Steve Wright Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:37:53 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-150 Yeah, but what does Naomi Robson think about the Marilyn Manson drink? That's what *I* want to know... Yeah, but what does Naomi Robson think about the Marilyn Manson drink? That’s what *I* want to know…

]]> By: Byron http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-149 Byron Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:17:09 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-149 Oh, the missed opportunities. Where's Frangelica Huston? Tia Maria Bello? Cream-Sherry Stringfield? Amarettom Cruise? Marsalan Rickman? Tequilacey Chabert? Frankly, I'm disappointed. (MIDORI AMOS IS GENIUS) <em>Dude, Facebook. We're up to 96 now! -Jasper</em> Oh, the missed opportunities. Where’s Frangelica Huston? Tia Maria Bello? Cream-Sherry Stringfield? Amarettom Cruise? Marsalan Rickman? Tequilacey Chabert?

Frankly, I’m disappointed.

(MIDORI AMOS IS GENIUS)

Dude, Facebook. We’re up to 96 now!
-Jasper

]]> By: My Little Melbourne http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-148 My Little Melbourne Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:34:21 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-148 Did you know that when I first moved to Melbourne everyone called me a redneck because I drank Clive Bundaberghoffer Rum and cokes? <em>BAHAHA! Oh dear. At least you moved on from Toowoombaileys. -Jasper</em> Did you know that when I first moved to Melbourne everyone called me a redneck because I drank Clive Bundaberghoffer Rum and cokes?

BAHAHA! Oh dear. At least you moved on from Toowoombaileys.
-Jasper

]]> By: InscrutableTed http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-147 InscrutableTed Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:08:04 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-147 Jane Curaçaoski actually sounds like a pretty good product. I would drink that. <em>Would you drink it neat, or on the (30) Rocks? I WIN AT LAME JOKES! -Jasper</em> Jane Curaçaoski actually sounds like a pretty good product. I would drink that.

Would you drink it neat, or on the (30) Rocks? I WIN AT LAME JOKES!
-Jasper

]]> By: Wendy http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-146 Wendy Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:55:47 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-146 Dexter Morg-Rum... I know someone *looks at Nikki* who'd buy that ;) <em>Yes, and while I may scoff, I would buy an entire CASE of Saké Stackhouse. -Jasper</em> Dexter Morg-Rum… I know someone *looks at Nikki* who’d buy that ;)

Yes, and while I may scoff, I would buy an entire CASE of Saké Stackhouse.
-Jasper

]]> By: Nikki http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-145 Nikki Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:13:57 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-145 I need a stiff drink of Kamahlua after reading this one (clearly I'm not as big on the puns as you - or the genius behind Mansinthe....) :p <em>What you may lack in quantity you make up for in quality. Kamahlua is awesome. -Jasper</em> I need a stiff drink of Kamahlua after reading this one (clearly I’m not as big on the puns as you – or the genius behind Mansinthe….) :p

What you may lack in quantity you make up for in quality. Kamahlua is awesome.
-Jasper

]]> By: Jack http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-144 Jack Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:09:04 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-144 It's too early in the day for Midori Amos... I'm going to put some Tim Bailey's in my coffee, and then later I'll probably switch to Ketel One Killeen. (Jasper, I am both shocked and amazed you didn't make the Gretel joke yourself. Almost as shocked as I was by the Sookie pun. Yeeks.) <em>Good shocked, or bad shocked? I added the whole "fiction" paragraph just so I could use it. And I'm too busy being mortified that I didn't come up with Midori Amos to think about overlooking a Gretel joke. Sigh. He wins again. -Jasper</em> It’s too early in the day for Midori Amos… I’m going to put some Tim Bailey’s in my coffee, and then later I’ll probably switch to Ketel One Killeen. (Jasper, I am both shocked and amazed you didn’t make the Gretel joke yourself. Almost as shocked as I was by the Sookie pun. Yeeks.)

Good shocked, or bad shocked? I added the whole “fiction” paragraph just so I could use it. And I’m too busy being mortified that I didn’t come up with Midori Amos to think about overlooking a Gretel joke. Sigh. He wins again.
-Jasper

]]> By: Jeb http://www.jasperschultz.com/2010/02/06/crime-and-pun-ishment/comment-page-1/#comment-143 Jeb Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:01:30 +0000 http://www.jasperschultz.com/?p=417#comment-143 I am sitting here with a glass of Midori Amos and cackling. MY WORK IS COMPLETE. <em>MIDORI AMOS!! You've trumped me. I fucking hate you. I'm going to drown my sorrows in Andrew W.hisK.ey. -Jasper</em> I am sitting here with a glass of Midori Amos and cackling. MY WORK IS COMPLETE.

MIDORI AMOS!! You’ve trumped me. I fucking hate you. I’m going to drown my sorrows in Andrew W.hisK.ey.
-Jasper

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