Comments on: Who is Chloé Treend?

By: Jeb

Jeb — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:52:23 +0000

Don’t worry. At some point, just like Fiona Horne, all she’ll have left is a Twitter account and some spin cycle classes to teach (hilariously true story).

Also, YES I LOVE GINA G, mostly because of the opportunities she presents for my eventual plan in covering pop songs as metal. Ooh Ahh is the tip of the iceberg and, in my opinion, forms an insuperior example of her work. BEHOLD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaMOjAsCGzc

And, dare I say it, her finest work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c-mUIATKds

It is also worth noting that a friend of mine saw her perform at Star City in the 90s, and couldn’t separate her poor dental hygeine from the performance.

DON’T THREATEN CHLOÉ SHE WILL DANCE-KARATE YOU TO DEATH!

I know a rock band in Canberra (yes, not quite metal, but whatever) that often picks out lame-ass songs to cover. They’re always awesome.

And my biggest problem with Gina G is that when I look at her, all I see is Rhonda Burchmore.
-Jasper

By: james

james — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 06:08:51 +0000

There is so much diversity to this woman, it blows me away!

It appears that she is in the UK though. So she might not come for a while…

You should check out her website http://www.chloetreend.com – there’s even show reels on it!

Ah yes, James, but if you read her bio on http://www.chloetreend.com you’ll see that she is WELL aware of Australia – she knows that this is the one place where her T-Shirt song went gangbusters! She would feel a certain affinity with this country – when it’s time for her to take her throne, in Australia is where she will start…
-Jasper

By: Byron

Byron — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:50:22 +0000

Wise choice, laying down arms when she comes for you. Did you know she’s also an accomplished martial artist? She’ll fuck your shit up good. Not only that, she’s skilled in the terrifying art of martial arts/dance combination. So skilled, she TEACHES IT:

“[Chloé] is an accomplished … martial artist and will teach the new style of martial arts/dance combination class. Chloe will also teach catwalk, inner confidence and commercial dance…”
See here: http://inthearts.com/pages/uca-teachers/chloe-treend/

I knew she was an accomplished martial artist, but I had no idea she TAUGHT martial arts dance! Maybe I will defect to her side in her quest for world domination. I could be one of her henchmen. All I ask in return is that she teach me how to kill a man with my bare hands in 4/4 time.
-Jasper