Comments on: The Only Girl I Ever Loved: A Tale Of Concussion, Stupid Girls and Vampires* – Part 3

By: Crime and Pun-ishment | Jasper Schultz

Crime and Pun-ishment | Jasper Schultz — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:58:47 +0000

[...] that doesn’t involve hanging his head in shame (no, I’m not being unreasonable – he turned my girlfriend’s boyfriend into a vampire, remember?) – but Mansinthe just seems like the lamest thing [...]

By: Biffy James

Biffy James — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:21:16 +0000

This story killed me. I died. It was awesomely amazing. I love everything about this site Jasper, EVERYTHING.

You are my personal hero. And have hence been inspired since our little Smith St inspiring session. I totes linked you. x

Oh! Biffy! YOU are Sophie Was a Dog! It all makes sense now! Stop it, you flattering minx.
-Jasper

By: Stef

Stef — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:46:16 +0000

I had a boyfriend in high school who decided he was a vampire. He said he wanted to turn me into a vampire. He couldn’t tell me exactly how he was planning on doing that, though, especially after I pointed out that his teeth didn’t really fit the bill.

God, the teenage goth scene is stupid.

Just the “teenage” goth scene? Heh. Oh wait, is that comment raci- no, wait. Not racist. Gothist?
-Jasper

By: Gary

Gary — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:05:31 +0000

Ummmm… So who’s the werewolf?

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:10:16 +0000

I NEED TO KNOW MOAR ABOUT THIS STORY!

By: Ian

Ian — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:40:13 +0000

*gasp* TWIST!

Very good indeed.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:20:26 +0000

Awww.. I don’t know what to say, I can’t believe Bella would do that! Poor adolescent Jasper. What a douche she is!

(Also second Sookie Stackhouse reference within a 24 hour period and I’d never ever heard of it before)