December 21, 2009
Before reading this following scene, you should know three things: My phone ringtone is the theme from 30 Rock, and I suck at onomatopoeia. I ordered all my this year’s family Christmas presents online, but they haven’t been delivered yet. This actually happened. I didn’t even change the names to protect the innocent. [SIX FORTY-THREE AM] My (very [...]
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December 17, 2009
As a young thing growing up in Queensland, I never had to explain anything Queenslanderish, because we were all Queenslanders. We all said the word “pool” with about three ‘o’s too many, we all referred to scho(ooo)ol bags as “ports” which we placed in “portracks” outside our classrooms, and none of us had any concept [...]
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