Twice now, I have been served my McDonalds drive-thru coffee by the most ridiculously attractive man I have ever seen in a poxy brown sun-visor.
For a lot of people, this would be a good thing. A good perve is considered, by the greater population, to be wonderful. Women can laze away hours staring at a [...]
I’m back! And I didn’t die! I can’t begin to tell you what a relief that is.
Admittedly, I was in very little danger of dying to begin with; but I did have swine flu.
Okay, I’m still not sure whether or not I had actual swine flu. All I know is that I had a vaccination [...]
I’m a simple man, with simple machinations: I am a total sucker for any guilt-based leverage, and I’m far too easily bought. That’s really all there is to me. So, last week, when The Stag discovered that I did not know how to change the oil in my car and, more importantly, had no desire to learn, he [...]
I like to think of myself a considerate housemate. I have no choice, really. I only know how to make four meals, and I’m a violent, angry cook (I have no idea why, but every time I’m in the kitchen I become a swearing, yelling, object throwing mutant) so I cook appallingly rarely; I have [...]
I was watching some boxing the other day…
…oh, I can’t back that up. If you have ever met me, you would never believe that sentence anyway. And even if you haven’t met me; I should probably confess now before you mistake me for a boxing fan and try and ask me a question about it [...]
I recently wrote a commercial for a fishing store that left me feeling…dirty.
This in itself is not uncommon. I write commercials for a living – some days just setting foot in my office makes me feel dirty. Especially on days when I know someone is going to force me to write (or at least edit) [...]