I was not always a popular child. Actually, I was not ever a popular child. I was a nerd, a teacher’s pet, and a brain. I was probably quite annoyingly precocious, I sucked at sport, and if all that social awkwardity (yes, I made this word up) were not enough; I also changed schools with [...]
The building I work in is rather unconventional. This is an understatement in the same way that saying “Lady Gaga is slightly contrived and whorish” is an understatement. Forty-two people are forced to work for 40+ hours a week in what can only be described as a cross between an amenities block and a Turkish [...]
I recently became reacquainted with my laptop after an extended absence. It stopped working in February, but due to my serious condition (known as laziness) I didn’t send it off to the laptop doctor until late March, and it was only on Friday that it was finally returned to me.
I was so relieved to have [...]
For the love of all things popular and cultury, can everyone just shut up about Susan freaking Boyle? I’m sick of hearing about her, and I’m imposing a worldwide ban on the mention of her name…
…right after I’m done talking about her right now.
I get it, she can sing. But lots of people can sing! [...]